QUOTES --- HUMOROUS
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"Serious" quotes (philosophical, political, sociological)
are on a
different page.
Some quotes are both humorous and philosophical
and may appear on either page, or both.
Example:
"Life is like a box of chocolates ..." - Forrest Gump
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INTRODUCTION : The following quotes are in no groups at this time --- i. e. they are not collected into categories, yet. And the list of quotes are in no particular order at this time. However, some keywords, that help classify each quote, are placed near each quote --- to help find it, as follows. As a flexible and comprehensive way of locating quotes of interest : You can use an option like 'Find in This Page ...' of your web browser to find keywords, such as 'persistence' OR 'persist' OR 'try' OR 'age' OR 'money' OR 'mother' For some quotes, there will be links to web sites with information about the author or source of the quote. There are web links to 'sites that specialize in quotes' available near the bottom of this page. In addition, there are some 'WEB SEARCH' links on keywords like 'quote humorous'. If there appear to be a lot of quotes collecting on certain topics --- such as 'medicine' or 'health' or 'government' or 'politics' --- then the quotes on this page may (eventually) be grouped together. When a quote could be assigned to multiple groups, a single group will be chosen --- to avoid maintenance of duplicates. You will still be able to find the quote with a keyword search of this page. |
"I am going to live forever --- or die trying."
(Keywords: live, forever, die, try, age) |
This was true of Carlin. It is, no doubt,
why he suffered so much frustration and
depression later in life
--- like Mark Twain.
"Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. (Keywords: orthodox medicine, answer, complaint, quack) |
"A DEAL'S A DEAL"
(Unfortunately, the deal did not last.) (Keywords: marriage, agreement, accord, contract, deal) |
"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer (Keywords: reading, words, spelling, letters, order) |
"You will rue this day. Well go on. Start rue-ing."
(Keywords: rue, regret) |
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
(Keywords: life, happenings, busy, plans) |
"Virginians are all snobs, and I like snobs.
A snob has to spend so much time (Keywords: Virginians, snobs, time, meddle) |
"Try giving up hope. It turns the bad feeling into emptiness."
(Keywords: work, employee, orientation, hope, feeling, emptiness) |
"There are only 10 types of people in the world: (Keywords: people types, binary, one, zero, ten, understand) |
"He wasn't exactly God's gift to polynomials."
(Keywords: math, teacher, student, God's gift, polynomial) |
Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money,
(Apparently more money works differently for the rich and the poor. (Keywords: conservatives, rich, more money, incentive, poor) |
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